The dude who does these reviews is pure Genius

My Wife brought this to my attention the other day and when she showed me i remembered them from years ago.I think my homegirl Gina sent the link to me a while back.amongst many other things he reviews and grades childrens artwork.
Here are some of my personal favorite reviews that he did:

Jon, age 8 Ding Ding! Here comes the shit-mobile. I've never seen a fire truck that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be saved by this hairy piece of shit. F


Lisa, age 6 Holy shit, I almost had a seizure when I saw this one. Three words: too many colors. Also, eggs aren't supposed to have ears, dipshit.

Kyle, age 8 You spelled America wrong asshole. Also, I could have sworn America's colors were red, white and blue. There's no yellow anywhere, traitor.

Rachel, age 7 That's interesting, everyone in this picture is white. Even the rainbow is white. Perhaps in an ideal world, everyone would be white isn't that right, Rachel? Or should I call you RACIST? Nice try, Hitler.

Seth, age 4 Vrrrroooooooooooommmmmm!


check out some more of the funny sh*t this dude taps into here:
http://maddox.xmission.com/