myspace asked me this question

I dont want a free ipod but heres my answer.no she has a huge forehead.

"The way it is" 1st video installment

This is our new video for "the way it is" off the latest mixtape and our upcoming album due out in 2008.We are planning to release another couple of versions that you will for sure be into.hope you like.
BLESTeNATION -"The way it is"

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OH MAN YO THIS MIGHT NOT TOP THE LAST ONE BUT ITS UP THERE

Yo for real you can thank my wife and her buddies at the shop for putting me on to all this gross shit.

Probably the most digusting thing I will ever have the honor of blogging about

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Pay attention to a mercury commercial next time its on

First off I want to say that I have nothing against Mercury vehicles.I don't even have a car.and if someone offered me a mercury at a good price i'de prolly cop one.for free??? shit you know im taking that and throwing "whatchu rollin' on!!??" in the cd player (i mean ipod into built in mp3 player capabilities..so sorry) and rolling down the street two miles an hour so everybody sees me...theres a couple of things that urk me about the campaign they have been running for the past couple of years though...
If you watch tv like i do (way too much) and watch and pay attention to the commercials like i do (waaaaaayyyyy too much) you will know of the woman i am speaking of that they use to market their vehicles lately.

ok yo...heres the deal....that chick is totally fuckable....but look what the fuck shes wearing man...they put her in these totally unattractive boring ass slacks and sweater that make it so you can't see her figure at all....this doesnt make me wanna buy the car it makes me wanna call up the co. and tell them to put that bitch in some clothes where i can see her legs,ass and see some of that cleavage at the very least..throw that bitch in a mini skirt....she totally doesnt look good man.she is dressed like a teacher..and not one im hot for...one that gives me too much fucking homework.if ya gonna have a hot bitch sell ya car make her look like i wanna bring her in the backseat and stick my dick in her.otherwise...at least for me it just is an annoyance to watch the commercial in the first place.
ok now aside from the bitch dressed like frasier's wife in cheers,the other thing that is just a bad look as far as im concerned is the slogan "you gotta put mercury on your list"
I gotta put them on my list??? why?? what if i dont motherfucker? what if this is my list:
Lambo
Phantom
subaru
volvo
volvubaru (watch son ima make that happen when i git that first million in the bank..west coast customs will be getting a call from me shortly.ima all about pimping safety on the road.)
Hummer (not the truck...the hummer ide wanna git from that hoe in the backseat if she didnt look like she was wearing her metrosexual boyfriends clothes)

"you gotta put mercury on your list"
doesnt that sound kind of desperate?like as if mercury is the equivalent of the crazy uncle in ya family that you don't wanna invite to ya family gathering because he's always creeped you the fuck out and now it has trickled down to creeping your kids out but he changed ya diaper once when you were a baby and your mother would be furious if she found out you excluded him from participating in a family get together because however nutty he may be and even though he has hair growing out his ears hes her brother..even though he was annoying as fuck and made funny noises with his nasal passage and gave you wierd looks n shit and he will probably make everyone at the party feel uncomfortable making rude and awkward comments about people in your family living or dead all night he IS part of the family so your wife tells you "honey...you gotta put crazy old uncle Leo on your list"
Fuck that...Duke is not invited and im getting me a hummer......in the back of a phantom.at the dealership..cause i wont be throwing cash down on that no time soon even with a FEW mill in the bank...im buying the volvo and subaru and getting on the phone with west coast customs.
VROOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The dude who does these reviews is pure Genius

My Wife brought this to my attention the other day and when she showed me i remembered them from years ago.I think my homegirl Gina sent the link to me a while back.amongst many other things he reviews and grades childrens artwork.
Here are some of my personal favorite reviews that he did:

Jon, age 8 Ding Ding! Here comes the shit-mobile. I've never seen a fire truck that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be saved by this hairy piece of shit. F


Lisa, age 6 Holy shit, I almost had a seizure when I saw this one. Three words: too many colors. Also, eggs aren't supposed to have ears, dipshit.

Kyle, age 8 You spelled America wrong asshole. Also, I could have sworn America's colors were red, white and blue. There's no yellow anywhere, traitor.

Rachel, age 7 That's interesting, everyone in this picture is white. Even the rainbow is white. Perhaps in an ideal world, everyone would be white isn't that right, Rachel? Or should I call you RACIST? Nice try, Hitler.

Seth, age 4 Vrrrroooooooooooommmmmm!


check out some more of the funny sh*t this dude taps into here:
http://maddox.xmission.com/

Your name can determine your outcome???

yo peep this...

"Your name made you do it, albeit unconsciously, suggests new research that finds your name can negatively undermine your goals.

Psychologists in marketing at Yale and the University of California, San Diego studying the unconscious influence of names say a preference for our own names and initials — the "name-letter effect" — can have some negative consequences.

Students whose names begin with C or D get lower grades than those whose names begin with A or B; major league baseball players whose first or last names began with K (the strikeout-signifying letter) are significantly more likely to strike out, according to the report published in the December issue of Psychological Science."

Maybe thats why BARRY BONDS is so good with a BASEBALL BAT...its prolly also why is ass is about to be BEHIND BARS.............................urination...had to throw it in there.

Connecting with old friends is good

I was bored the other night after my son fell asleep and the wife was getting her beauty/wrist rest in (tattooing takes its toll on her...and btw baby...sorry i been letting the dishes pile up im a fucking slob and i know it..did them today!!!!) so i was doing what i usually do at three in the morning and i have another day of mr. mom duties ahead of me...sitting on the internet sifting through porn...reading the latest posts on nahright.com...shit like that...after that i fucks with looking and listening to shit on all kinds of myspace music profiles etc.(im looking for the next souljah boy...TELL EM!!!!) when i came across Attitude's page...Attitude is a real talented artist from alabama signed to warner bros. (album out march 2008 go cop that bitch!!!) I met him about 4 years ago through my good friend Scramn when they were in town for a bubba sparxx appearance on trl.anyways it prompted me to look for a scramn profile..i searched it but couldnt find one except for a real old one he made that he never updated since he made the account like 3 and a half years ago.So I hit up Tude and asked if he knew where Scramn was lately..gave him my number told him to pass it off...today I got a ring from attitude saying that he sees scramn on the reg and they been working on some big things together....it was good to hear that my dude was still on his grind and that things were looking up for him....about 45 minutes later got a ring from Scramn himself...He now has a group called Animal house with his homie Jabba jaw that he BEEN biggin up since i knew him shit....prolly 9 or ten years ago by now...fuck im getting old...turns out its a pretty small fucking world cause i think they might be inking a deal with travis barker who plays on two tracks on our debut release "Welcome to MBugout City" the album dropping on Geffen records early 2008.(PLUG!)
So what im saying is...look out for a bleste/animal house/attitude colab in the near future...and if you dont know who any of us are...you will scumbag.....this is all we know so we'll be in this rap shit as R.A. once said till our fucking heart stops.
peep my dudes pages here:

http://www.myspace.com/attitudemusic

http://www.myspace.com/animalhouse2008


oh shit i actually posted something in this blog that pertains to my life as apposed to people vomiting or dying in a pile of shit....or jenkem!dont get used to it....chances are my next post has to do with urination or something.Gina please send me the next story you find about something happening with urination you find thanks.

THE KATE & ALLEY OF JENKEM

"HUDSON, Fla, -- A second woman is reported dead in a squalid house north of Tampa that deputies said was filled with more than 30 dogs and several inches of feces. The Pasco County Sheriff's Office said 65-year-old Linda Lesack was found dead in the back yard of the house in Hudson. Foul play isn't suspected, but an autopsy was being performed. On Nov. 6, another 65-year-old woman died at the house. Lois Marie Lombardi's body was found in a lawn chair outside. She apparently died of natural causes. Sheriff's spokesman Doug Tobin said deputies found more than 30 dogs in the house and garage, and feces was several inches thick on the floors. Another woman who lived there has been coming and going through a window."


YO FOUL PLAY ISN'T SUSPECTED BUT AS FAR AS IM CONCENED PLAYING IN SEVERAL INCHES OF FECES IS PRETTY FUCKING FOUL.

This reminds me of some people ive unfortunately had to know in my life

Good advice from the god himself

you ever hear a song or someone famous saying something and you feel like they are talking to you specifically?thanks ghost.

We got the brand new Hustle

yo hit us up...we sellin jenkems now holler if you need some....We got the jenkems game on lock...oh you dunno what that is???thats the new shit on the streets here let us put you on....


Its effects last for around an hour and consist of auditory and visual hallucinations. A 16-year-old boy describes his preference for jenkem over other inhalants "With glue, I just hear voices in my head. But with Jenkem, I see visions. I see my mother who is dead and I forget about the problems in my life." The raw materials are plentiful and freely available in the form of fecal matter from the open sewers of Lusaka. This is then fermented in plastic bottles and the fumes are inhaled.


LOOK OUT FOR THE MIXTAPE "AMERCIAN JENKSTER" COMING SOON!

HAHAHAHA

Donn's recommendation

Thanks for the hookup Donn........ Im on it like flys to shit!

http://www.fourhourworkweek.com/blog/2007/04/06/how-to-lose-20-lbs-of-fat-in-30-days-without-doing-any-exercise/



UPDATE: I HAVENT DONE ANY OF THAT SHIT IM A LAZY FUCKING BUM.DART AND PAUL ARE NOT GONNA BE HAPPY WITH ME IM A 145 lb. FAT FUCK.

Late night burning a tree with Wifey after the show.....

My good friend and sick mind alike Gina sent me this link....This is what we call an indecent proposal
http://www.aolvideoblog.com/2007/09/11/marriage-proposal-prank/


Good show tonight!
shouts to Jay Blanc,EL Gant,The day laborers,Nightwalker and Louis logic/JJ brown for having us come through and be a part of that event....
Yo and much respect to my dude Noah C. Bever.He helped write the new 50 cent book coming out soon (at a barnes and nobles near you soon go and cop that shit twice fool!) Yea by the way make sure you get that subscription of Ecko complex delivered to ya house or pick it up at ya local newstand.if ya aint readin it ya prolly rocking some old garbage ass last week gear using some out of date mobile communications device rocking some played out kicks and ya need to get with the program..basically just lay in the middle of the road and wait for an 18 wheeler.
anyways back to the tree burning session.
one!

hell yup!

it works!
speaking of Hell yup shouts to my peoples Dart for keeping me motivated on the new training regiment and giving me pointers on how to not be a fat lazy fuck anymore.its time to git ready bitches!!!!!!!!!!
by next year this time the world is at least 1/3 mine.

does this work

These cats are very funny

http://recognizereal.blogspot.com/

Kovas

This is my Peoples Kovas from BK.Really talented dude.be sure to stay updated with his music as well as what hes doing behind the scenes in the biz as far as production,His online radio broadcast "ghettobeat radio" and other projects..hes got a long track record of notable artists that hes worked with from De la soul to Jeanie orteaga,Lady sov and many others.definately someone to look out for in the near future.

http://www.myspace.com/thekovasempire

This sh*t is dope

http://www.afterworld.tv/

Things to check out

Need a tattoo?Hit up my Lovely Wife Ashley Rose she inkwell.
http://www.myspace.com/ashleyrosetattoos

Need Web work done?You need to holler at this guy:
http://www.myspace.com/jiggyhat

Need a beat?Peep some of mine here:
http://www.myspace.com/werdplayofblestenation

Again...Need any Beats?Video editing?Hit up Fafu here:
http://www.myspace.com/fafubeats

Heres a good video director and one cool cat:
http://www.myspace.com/dantheman1974

Send all demos to this guy:
http://www.myspace.com/urshook




Myspace pages to keep your ears busy:

http://www.myspace.com/blestenation

http://www.myspace.com/vwletta

http://www.myspace.com/tootiterecords

http://www.myspace.com/toughjunkiemusic

http://www.myspace.com/kardinaloffishall

http://www.myspace.com/nuclearfamily

http://www.myspace.com/theknux

http://www.myspace.com/ciphasounds

http://www.myspace.com/serialflower

http://www.myspace.com/iamthejohnnystrange

http://www.myspace.com/vanities



I will post more as i remember what the addresses for folks chit is.


matter fact i just remembered this is a pretty fucking dope link:

http://www.cashismusic.com/ecard/card.aspx



ok bye now.

Look mom!!!! My first blog!

Everyone I know from My boy Dart Parker to a dude found on here that i knew from when i lived in northern california named Heron Preston seem to get alot of satisfaction out of keeping an online blog to keep people in the know about whats poppin in they life.i figured i would copy them all and start a blog of my own.dont expect anything but a bunch of bullshit tho cause even if i have something worth saying im usually too drunk to get it out correctly unless im in a booth and someone is there to record it being said in a rythmatic form over a beat.
thanks for ya time hope you enjoy my furture entries.