The dude who does these reviews is pure Genius

My Wife brought this to my attention the other day and when she showed me i remembered them from years ago.I think my homegirl Gina sent the link to me a while back.amongst many other things he reviews and grades childrens artwork.
Here are some of my personal favorite reviews that he did:

Jon, age 8 Ding Ding! Here comes the shit-mobile. I've never seen a fire truck that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be saved by this hairy piece of shit. F


Lisa, age 6 Holy shit, I almost had a seizure when I saw this one. Three words: too many colors. Also, eggs aren't supposed to have ears, dipshit.

Kyle, age 8 You spelled America wrong asshole. Also, I could have sworn America's colors were red, white and blue. There's no yellow anywhere, traitor.

Rachel, age 7 That's interesting, everyone in this picture is white. Even the rainbow is white. Perhaps in an ideal world, everyone would be white isn't that right, Rachel? Or should I call you RACIST? Nice try, Hitler.

Seth, age 4 Vrrrroooooooooooommmmmm!


check out some more of the funny sh*t this dude taps into here:
http://maddox.xmission.com/

Your name can determine your outcome???

yo peep this...

"Your name made you do it, albeit unconsciously, suggests new research that finds your name can negatively undermine your goals.

Psychologists in marketing at Yale and the University of California, San Diego studying the unconscious influence of names say a preference for our own names and initials — the "name-letter effect" — can have some negative consequences.

Students whose names begin with C or D get lower grades than those whose names begin with A or B; major league baseball players whose first or last names began with K (the strikeout-signifying letter) are significantly more likely to strike out, according to the report published in the December issue of Psychological Science."

Maybe thats why BARRY BONDS is so good with a BASEBALL BAT...its prolly also why is ass is about to be BEHIND BARS.............................urination...had to throw it in there.

Connecting with old friends is good

I was bored the other night after my son fell asleep and the wife was getting her beauty/wrist rest in (tattooing takes its toll on her...and btw baby...sorry i been letting the dishes pile up im a fucking slob and i know it..did them today!!!!) so i was doing what i usually do at three in the morning and i have another day of mr. mom duties ahead of me...sitting on the internet sifting through porn...reading the latest posts on nahright.com...shit like that...after that i fucks with looking and listening to shit on all kinds of myspace music profiles etc.(im looking for the next souljah boy...TELL EM!!!!) when i came across Attitude's page...Attitude is a real talented artist from alabama signed to warner bros. (album out march 2008 go cop that bitch!!!) I met him about 4 years ago through my good friend Scramn when they were in town for a bubba sparxx appearance on trl.anyways it prompted me to look for a scramn profile..i searched it but couldnt find one except for a real old one he made that he never updated since he made the account like 3 and a half years ago.So I hit up Tude and asked if he knew where Scramn was lately..gave him my number told him to pass it off...today I got a ring from attitude saying that he sees scramn on the reg and they been working on some big things together....it was good to hear that my dude was still on his grind and that things were looking up for him....about 45 minutes later got a ring from Scramn himself...He now has a group called Animal house with his homie Jabba jaw that he BEEN biggin up since i knew him shit....prolly 9 or ten years ago by now...fuck im getting old...turns out its a pretty small fucking world cause i think they might be inking a deal with travis barker who plays on two tracks on our debut release "Welcome to MBugout City" the album dropping on Geffen records early 2008.(PLUG!)
So what im saying is...look out for a bleste/animal house/attitude colab in the near future...and if you dont know who any of us are...you will scumbag.....this is all we know so we'll be in this rap shit as R.A. once said till our fucking heart stops.
peep my dudes pages here:

http://www.myspace.com/attitudemusic

http://www.myspace.com/animalhouse2008


oh shit i actually posted something in this blog that pertains to my life as apposed to people vomiting or dying in a pile of shit....or jenkem!dont get used to it....chances are my next post has to do with urination or something.Gina please send me the next story you find about something happening with urination you find thanks.

THE KATE & ALLEY OF JENKEM

"HUDSON, Fla, -- A second woman is reported dead in a squalid house north of Tampa that deputies said was filled with more than 30 dogs and several inches of feces. The Pasco County Sheriff's Office said 65-year-old Linda Lesack was found dead in the back yard of the house in Hudson. Foul play isn't suspected, but an autopsy was being performed. On Nov. 6, another 65-year-old woman died at the house. Lois Marie Lombardi's body was found in a lawn chair outside. She apparently died of natural causes. Sheriff's spokesman Doug Tobin said deputies found more than 30 dogs in the house and garage, and feces was several inches thick on the floors. Another woman who lived there has been coming and going through a window."


YO FOUL PLAY ISN'T SUSPECTED BUT AS FAR AS IM CONCENED PLAYING IN SEVERAL INCHES OF FECES IS PRETTY FUCKING FOUL.

This reminds me of some people ive unfortunately had to know in my life

Good advice from the god himself

you ever hear a song or someone famous saying something and you feel like they are talking to you specifically?thanks ghost.

We got the brand new Hustle

yo hit us up...we sellin jenkems now holler if you need some....We got the jenkems game on lock...oh you dunno what that is???thats the new shit on the streets here let us put you on....


Its effects last for around an hour and consist of auditory and visual hallucinations. A 16-year-old boy describes his preference for jenkem over other inhalants "With glue, I just hear voices in my head. But with Jenkem, I see visions. I see my mother who is dead and I forget about the problems in my life." The raw materials are plentiful and freely available in the form of fecal matter from the open sewers of Lusaka. This is then fermented in plastic bottles and the fumes are inhaled.


LOOK OUT FOR THE MIXTAPE "AMERCIAN JENKSTER" COMING SOON!